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Someone on the Nolan Fans forums suggested the best idea for a spin off film ever.

Wait for it.

BARSAD BEGINS

omg

When Bane is at the stadium and he calls the trigger-man an unsung hero, he means every word.

He’s talking about Talia

as an unsung hero

That’s actually really sweet

Okay, so the part where Bane is blowing up the wall to get to the reactor, Barsad is behind Talia and Fox, herding them along.

Then Bane starts walking towards the hole in the wall, and Barsad fucking scurries over to him like he’s scared to be left behind. It’s so funny, I never noticed it before.

People who draw all of the Nolanverse villains, but forget Talia

Bad Batfic Theatre

Okay a few months ago I mentioned a mind boggling Dark Knight Rises fanfic with a werewolf Mary sue that falls in love with Bane.Yeah. Unfortunately you read that right. It has a really clever title too. Any guesses? Any?

”Wolf’s Bane” Yup.

And guess what? There’s a sequel and Bane turns into a goddamn werewolf

I dare you. I fucking dare you to follow the plot in either of these. Nothing makes sense. Nothing. and there’s no sign of the actual movie’s plot anywhere. For some reason Batman , Bane and Selina are pals. They’re working together on whatever shit’s going on in the story. Why is Bruce helping Bane? Why is he helping werewolves? Two of many unanswered questions in this thing.

And Ra’s Al Guhl in inexplicably alive???

And everyone in the League of Shadows is some sort of wereanimal???

There are damn tears in my eyes because of how beautiful this figure is. And it’s 47 freaking cm tall. I just really need 18.5 inches of Batman in my life. No, not like that.

Let me take a second to point out that the novelization of The Dark Knight Rises, features one of the worst similes ever

So Bane’s dog was on TV

Why is there hardcore porn in the dark knight rises tag?

I want to do a dramatic reading of that awful Banexmary sue werewolf fic, but I can’t do a Bane voice. :l