These are Neotrogla barklice and they’re the only animals we know of where the female uses a penis-like organ to penetrate the male’s vagina-like organ in order to collect his sperm. She’s the one on top and this process lasts for days.
reading a foreign language: yeah
writing in a foreign language: ok
listening to a foreign language: wait
speaking in a foreign language: fuck
"some sort of gel emerged"
AHAHAHA OH WOW
“Together they put all of their clothes in a pile on the floor, where the dog lives.”
“His genitals emerged from his body with no protection whatever, so that any passing bird could have easily swooped down and carried them off in its beak.”