growhousegrow:

Utagawa Hiroshige, New Year’s Eve Foxfires (detail), 1857.  Via rollership.

growhousegrow:

Utagawa Hiroshige, New Year’s Eve Foxfires (detail), 1857.  Via rollership.

bogleech:

These are Neotrogla barklice and they’re the only animals we know of where the female uses a penis-like organ to penetrate the male’s vagina-like organ in order to collect his sperm. She’s the one on top and this process lasts for days.

http://phenomena.nationalgeographic.com/2014/04/17/in-this-insect-females-have-penises-and-males-have-vaginas/

I have that furry song stuck in my head

that ‘Paws to the Wall” one

I want to die

donkos:

reading a foreign language: yeah
writing in a foreign language: ok
listening to a foreign language: wait
speaking in a foreign language: fuck

rotifers:

vastderp:

rainbowbarnacle:

aprilwitching:

erotica written by an alien pretending not to be horrified by the human body

"some sort of gel emerged"

AHAHAHA OH WOW


“Together they put all of their clothes in a pile on the floor, where the dog lives.”

MY GOD

“His genitals emerged from his body with no protection whatever, so that any passing bird could have easily swooped down and carried them off in its beak.”

littlecoffeemonsters:

gishkishenh:

onlylolgifs:

An unusual pet

I LOVE BOAR

bABY

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My Typhlosion is named Duke Nukem